As many of you know and fewer appreciate, I have been aiming to expose a phenomenon called the âWoke Rightâ for some time now. This whole matter is an issue of considerable and rather fierce debate.
Is âWokeâ the right word for them? Are they really âRightâ? Should we call them something else? Is this really even happening? Does it even matter? Is this even important?
Each of these is a worthy enough question and matter for its own debate, but regarding the question of whether âWokeâ is the right term for them, I havenât been fully convinced despite my heavy use of the term. As youâll see momentarily, Iâm now far more convinced.
So far, I have attempted in various X (nĂ©e Twitter) arenas to explain why I think the term âWoke Rightâ fits and to identify some examples, and Iâve done a couple of podcasts explaining the phenomenon and making the case more fully. Iâve also done a number of interviews. Still, it remains an open question, are they really Woke, so I decided to do a little experiment. A throwback to an earlier James, if you will. And, as it happensâŠ
We are so back.
To put the conclusion out front before I explain myself, I figured a good way to test the âWoke Rightâ for Wokeness would be to submit a little hoax essay to what I presume is their flagship publication, American Reformer. To produce this âWoke Rightâ hoax, I took a couple thousand words straight out of The Manifesto of the Communist Party, by Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels (better known as the Communist Manifesto), and lightly modified it into a âWoke Rightâ critique of liberalism, which the so-called âWoke Rightâ hate. They published it: The Liberal Consensus and the New Christian Right (Itâs archived here in case they take it down).
I figured thereâs nothing more definitively Woke than the Communist Manifesto, so I think we can drop with the inverted commas here and get on with calling them the Woke Right after this. They published Karl Marxâs definitive Communist work, dressed up to resemble their own pompous, self-pitying drivel, when it was submitted from a completely unknown author with no internet footprint whatsoever bearing the name âMarcus Carlsonâ (get it? Haha).
That question answered raises the deeper second question aboveâwhich I will not address hereâabout if they are really on the âRight,â as they consistently claim they are. For them on this, Iâll only say, I have been using the term âRight Hand of the Left.â
So what did I do, and why did I do it? Before explaining myself, Iâll explain the mechanics of this little prank.
I started by taking the preamble and then just short of six continuous pages of text from the first chapter of The Communist Manifesto. This chapter is titled âBourgeoisie and Proletariansâ and is the part of the manifesto where Marx and Engels make the case that the bourgeoisie (middle class, owners, management, and wealthy) as a class is abusive of the proletariat (workers) as a class in just about every way you could imagine. I then rather crudely swapped out references to the bourgeoisie with something to do with either liberalism, liberals, classical liberalism, or their real and mighty bugbear that they call âthe post-war liberal consensus,â which they believe oppresses them. Concurrently, I swapped out references to the proletariat with references to an object they call the âNew Christian Rightâ as a way of referring to themselves. I then massaged some of the specifics for fit, flourish, and flow, cut a bunch and consolidated to fit the word count requirement, attached the document to an email from a made-to-order burner account, and hit âsend.â A few days later, they published it on American Reformer with minimal edits.
So far as these terms of art go, meaning âpost-war liberal consensusâ and âNew Christian Right,â I didnât invent them. I took them from a couple articles published on American Reformer aiming to describe their own movement, what itâs about, and what it believes oppresses them. While these are technically terms to explain in another time and place, what I noticed (when re-reading The Communist Manifesto to prepare a pair of podcasts about it) is that Marxâs complaints about the bourgeoisie and vision of the proletariat match what I had read on American Reformer itself about the Woke Right with regard to the âliberal consensusâ and liberalism along with their vision for a New Christian Right. It required shockingly minimal editing to make Karl Marxâs arguments transform into Woke Right arguments about American liberalism. (In fact, I have the original first step document in its raw form, if anyone wants to see it, revealing just how fast the connection is.)
So, thatâs what I did. Why did I do it? And why target American Reformer?
I donât have any particular animus against American Reformer to speak of, but so far as I know, itâs the flagship publication for what Iâve been calling the Woke Right, or at least the Protestant âChristian Nationalistâ (or, âEcumenical Integralistâ) wing of the Woke Right. It makes a good target, though, because American Reformer represents not the cringe-inducing (antisemitic) fringe of the Woke Right but its more respectable, mainstream wing. Beyond that, I know rather little about it because, as Iâve said many times, I mostly find the Woke Right to be an enormously irritating distraction that I donât actually give much time to and try to avoid thinking about entirely. Wandering into Woke Right thinking is far too easy a mistake for us to keep making, I keep telling myself, but we, as a loose coalition, keep making it. Maybe thatâs because it has a ton of money behind it and because they use divisive Woke dialectical tactics to divide movements and collect supportersâŠ.
What I learned doing the Grievance Studies Affair, however, is that if you canât tell people about an ideological problem out there in the world, you can show them instead by participating directly, if disingenuously. That is, you can hoax them and get them to publish a blatant caricature of their own beliefs in an embarrassing yet informative way. Rather famously, I, et al., got a feminist social work academic journal to accept a rewrite of a chapter of Hitlerâs Mein Kampf as a pathway forward for intersectional feminism as a movement.
Moreover, I learned that if youâre going to target publications for a âhoax-ishâ exposĂ©, you should aim at the most significant one you can. That turns out to be American Reformer, which I also featured in one of my podcasts about the Woke Right. (Incidentally, I learned almost all I really needed to know about the Woke Right, their arguments, their mentality, etc., from that one article I read for the podcast, which isnât surprising because Woke Right âphilosophyâ is effectively just another Grievance or Woke architecture, and these are all extremely easily produced once you know the names for various pieces and the specific accusations attached to them.)
Why did I do it? Thatâs a lot simpler. I suspected that the so-called Woke Right really is Woke; many people disagreed; and I wanted to test that hypothesis instead of arguing about it to very little effect. Up to now, when I have pointed it out, argued it, explained it, and discussed it, Iâve been vigorously assured Iâm completely wrong and this âNew Christian Rightâ is not Woke at all. In fact, I learned Iâm the bad guy here: âattacking Christians,â âpunching Right,â âpunching downâ (amusingly), âgatekeeping,â and âbeing subversive, divisive, or [insert any of many slurs].â
Well, Iâve been here before, and back then a simple test sufficed. I ran this test once in the Grievance Studies Affair to expose the Left in academia. It was easily replicated against the so-called Woke Right. The result, though limited in scope, is a positive one. The Woke Right is Woke enough to argue against liberalism in exactly the same pompous and conspiratorial way (literally) Karl Marx argued against his own class enemy. So, if by âWokeâ we mean running the Woke operating system and sociopolitical architecture, the Woke Right is clearly Woke.
So, circumstances relevant to the Woke Right also compel me to ask, is this me attacking Christians or âdividing the rightâ? Well, no. You are free for yourself to decide if the âNew Christian Rightâ represents Christians or Christianity, but this was little more than a simple test to see if theyâre a Woke duck. They walk like a Woke duck. They talk like a Woke duck. Theyâre a Woke duck.
They considered a lightly modified excerpt from the Communist Manifesto to be a âpowerful articleâ for who they are and what they think (that we can expect they will not stand behind now that they know what it is, of course). If that aligns with Christianity is something for others to decide. If spotting this worrying Woke trend as it permeates the movement to stop Woke is âdividing the right,â maybe using terms like ârightâ here isnât what we need to be doing. Maybe we should just be stopping Woke, however it presents itself.
Does this mean Iâm saying the Woke Right are Communists? No, not at all. Historically, Fascism was a reaction to Communism that adopted the Communist operating system but not Communism or its specific agendas. In fact, they adopted the operating system of Communism specifically to be âanti-Marxistâ (according to Mussolini)âjust like the Woke Right. I do not think the Woke Right are Communistsâaside from some infiltrators who must certainly be taking advantage of the Woke Right movements. I think they have taken up the Woke operating system, nothing more, nothing less. I do hope we wonât now repeat obvious historical mistakes, but Iâm not accusing them of being Communists. They did not accept a Communist, qua Communism, text but a modified version that flatters their sensibilities.
In fact, itâs rather the opposite, in a way. The Woke Right, or at least the nerd-macho âNew Christian Rightâ at American Reformer, etc., positions itself as the only viable solution to Communism in the West. In fact, their niche is something like being the only outfit, broadly construed, that is capable of equipping the American Church of resisting Communismâand certainly they have positioned themselves vigorously against my work as being productive to that particular cause. Well, as is evident, they havenât done their homework at all. Clearly, my hoax essay only passed editorial muster because, it is now abundantly clear, these particular fellows are unlikely even to have read the Communist Manifesto. If winning a war requires knowing your enemy, as Sun Tzu said, they donât even recognize him when he shows up on their own front door.
As a final question, you might be wondering how tight this hoax is. Iâll let you judge for yourself. Here (pdf), youâll find a document showing the whole story in four appendices: a comparative back-and-forth text, the final submitted text (American Reformer published a very lightly edited version of this), the relevant sections of the Communist Manifesto, and my initial word and conceptâswap so you can see my process before the final editing. A small sample of the back-and-forth text, from beginning and end, are offered here as a taste.
Communist Manifesto:
[p. 27, preamble] A spectre is haunting Europe â the spectre of communism. All the powers of old Europe have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: Pope and Tsar, Metternich and Guizot, French Radicals and German police-spies.
Where is the party in opposition that has not been decried as communistic by its opponents in power? Where is the opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of communism, against the more advanced opposition parties, as well as against its reactionary adversaries?
Two things result from this fact:
I. Communism is already acknowledged by all European powers to be itself a power.
II. It is high time that Communists should openly, in the face of the whole world, publish their views, their aims, their tendencies, and meet this nursery tale of the Spectre of Communism with a manifesto of the party itself.
American Reformer:
A rising spirit is haunting America: the spirit of a true Christian Right. Moreover, all the existing powers of the American Regime since the end of the Second World War have aligned themselves against it and its re-emergence from the shadows of American civic life, politics, and religionâthe Marxist Left and its neo-Marxist âWokeâ descendant, the liberal establishment, the neoconservatives, and their police and intelligence apparatuses.
There are two consequences of this unholy alliance. First, the Christian Right itself is recognized by all these forces to be a power and thus a threat. Second, it is time for this arranged order to end and for a New Christian Right to emerge and stake its rightful claim on twenty-first century American politics.
The Communist Manifesto:
[pp. 36â37, ch. 1] This organisation of the proletarians into a class, and, consequently into a political party, is continually being upset again by the competition between the workers themselves. But it ever rises up again, stronger, firmer, mightier. It compels legislative recognition of particular interests of the workers, by taking advantage of the divisions among the bourgeoisie itself.
American Reformer:
This organization of the New Christian Right into a movement will continually be upset again by the competition between its various factions, but it is rising. We take no enemies to the Right and always redouble our efforts to our Left. In that way, we ever rise up again, stronger, firmer, mightier for all these contests. For this reason, in the end, we will win back our culture and take back our communities, and the liberals can go ahead and thank themselves.
Iâll close here and open the space for discussion. This is my explanation for this little experiment. My conclusion is that I validated my hypothesis in a significant way that will advance the debate. The Woke Right is Woke. They saw themselves in what can only be called a âCommunist Manifesto for Christian Nationalists.â